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"Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. - Thomas H. Huxley" -admin

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"A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?'' Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''" -admin

"Two cab drivers were talking. "Jim," asked one, "how come one side of your cab is red and the other side is blue?" "Well," Morris, the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."" -admin

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