My personal Coat-of-arms

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"Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. - Bertrand Russell" -admin

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"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin

"A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving." -admin

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