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"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. - Saki" -admin
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"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin"Duane told his lawyer, "My neighbor won't pay me the $500 he owes me. What do I do?" "Do you have any proof that you loaned him the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," Duane replied. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "No, it was only $500," Duane insisted. "Precisely. That's what he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail the bastard!"" -admin
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