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"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost" -admin

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"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin

"A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."" -admin

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