My personal Coat-of-arms

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"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. - Nora Ephron" -admin

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"Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"" -admin

"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

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