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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain" -admin
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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin
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