Citation
"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. -Ludwig Erhard" -admin
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"A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ” The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road. If only men would listen." -admin"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin
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