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"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. - Kin Hubbard" -admin
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"Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"" -admin"A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ” The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road. If only men would listen." -admin
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