My personal Coat-of-arms

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"The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. - Dante Gabriel Rossetti" -Admin

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"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin

"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

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