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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain" -Admin

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"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin

"Hearing Check *** Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased. The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"" -admin

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