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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. - Unknown" -admin
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"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin
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