Citation
"A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. - Jerome Blattner" -admin
Powered by eQuotes
Jokes
"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin
Powered by eQuotes