My personal Coat-of-arms

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"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. - Logan Pearsall Smith" -admin

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"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin

"Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"" -admin

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