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"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. -Oscar Levant" -admin
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"Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: - "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." - "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver. - "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. - "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." - "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone vA-z more intelligence!" - "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." -admin"After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it to you."" -admin
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