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"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. - Lyndon B. Johnson" -admin
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"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin"Hearing Check *** Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased. The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"" -admin
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