My personal Coat-of-arms


"I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt" -admin

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"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin

"After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it to you."" -admin

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