Citation
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain" -admin
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Jokes
"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin"Two cab drivers were talking. "Jim," asked one, "how come one side of your cab is red and the other side is blue?" "Well," Morris, the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."" -admin
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