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"Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. - Floyd Dell" -admin

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"Papa Fell The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."" -admin

"Two cab drivers were talking. "Jim," asked one, "how come one side of your cab is red and the other side is blue?" "Well," Morris, the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."" -admin

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