My personal Coat-of-arms

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"To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. -Aleister Crowley" -admin

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"A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving." -admin

"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

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