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"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. -George Bernard Shaw" -admin
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"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin"Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."" -admin
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