My personal Coat-of-arms

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"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations. - Charles de Montesquieu" -admin

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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

"After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it to you."" -admin

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