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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -Fran Lebowitz" -admin

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"Duane told his lawyer, "My neighbor won't pay me the $500 he owes me. What do I do?" "Do you have any proof that you loaned him the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," Duane replied. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "No, it was only $500," Duane insisted. "Precisely. That's what he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail the bastard!"" -admin

"A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?'' Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''" -admin

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