My personal Coat-of-arms

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"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. - Unknown" -admin

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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

"Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."" -admin

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