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"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -- Mark Twain" -admin

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"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin

"A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"" -admin

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