My personal Coat-of-arms

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"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. -Will Rogers" -admin

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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

"What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Engineer: Pi is about 22/7. Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005 Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision. Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" -admin

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