Citation
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane" -admin
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"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin
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