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"Advice is judged by results, not by intentions. -Cicero" -admin
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"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin"What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Engineer: Pi is about 22/7. Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005 Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision. Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" -admin
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