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"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better -Laurie Anderson" -admin
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"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin"A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk. "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father. "I am a theology scholar," replies the fiance. "Do you have any plans of employment?" "I will study and God will provide." "What about the children?" asks the man. "God will provide." "And your house and car?" "Again, God will provide," says the fiance. After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father, "So what did you two talk about?" The man replies, "He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand, he thinks I'm God."" -admin
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